The Walking Dead A.K.A. The Walking Disappointment

     I was so excited this summer when I heard there was going to be a TV show about a zombie apocalypse based off a comic book. I even showed all my friends and family the trailer for The Walking Dead just to get everyone to tune in. As person who loves TV I wanted to do my part to help keep what sounded like a great show on TV. I have lost way too many great sci-fi shows to the swift death of low ratings. So I tuned into the pilot excited as a kid on Christmas. So after the episode I was a little disappointed. The plot for the first episode seemed slow and superficial. The opening scene had a huge dose of sexism. What really ruined the pilot for me was Rick Grimes, the main character, didn't realize he was n the middle of a zombie apocalypse when he sees half of a women, rotting while still crawling through the park. It's just the pilot, I thought it will get better. I have seen plenty of terrible pilots and eventually turns into one of my favorite shows.


     So I tuned in for the second episode hoping it is better than the pilot, and I had to know how Rick is going to get out of a tank surround by zombies. Well I watched him escape from the tank with help from, the ONLY likeable character in the show, Glenn. From there the episode goes downhill with cliche characters, terrible ideas that magically work, and they leave a man to die handcuffed on a rooftop. Again, I am not one to give up on a show easily. Plus I thought that there had to be another ten episodes that is why the story is progressing so slowly. So I checked it out and found out that there is only six episodes this season. SIX! Who has a season with only six episodes. So now I am scared one third of this show is already over and I am dreading the third episode.


     The third episode started with an interesting scene with the man handcuffed on the rooftop with zombies trying to get through the rooftop door. The semi incoherent story he is telling to . . . God (I think) was pretty interesting. Unfortunately the story went downhill from there with guilt filled drama and not enough action for a hour long show with only six episodes in a season. 

     So after that episode I officially given up on The Walking Dead it was a very sad moment for me like when a kid finds out ***Spoiler Alert***





Santa isn't real. So after that I had a mini-marathon of zombie movies like Dawn of the dead and Zombieland to remind how much I love zombies. I did eventually watch the rest of the show and it never got any better.

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My picks for best movies of 2010

My picks for best movies of 2010 are only movies I have seen so your favorite movie might not make it on the list.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the world – Starring Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, and Chris Evans. I think the reason this movie did so poorly is because it is for a niche market so unless you love old school video games or Michael Cera you probably weren’t a fan of this movie. I on the other hand, think video games are awesome, and I liked Michael Cera since his days on Arrested Development. Scott Pilgrim rocked for many reasons the awesome fight scenes, the constant video game / comic book references, and the trippy romantic scenes. At its core this movies is a love story to all of us who remember video games from the 80s and 90s.

Favorite quote – Gideon Gordan Graves: “Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell!” 

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice – Starring Nicolas Cage, Jay Baruchel and Alfred Molina. The plot for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was pretty weak but made up for it with good special effects and a few funny scenes. The movie was overall light hearted and fun with Baruchel playing a nerdy guy trying to learn magic and Cage playing the old magician trying to teach him stuff through all the zany mishaps. It is a fun action / adventure / comedy suitable for the whole family.

Favorite quote – Dave Stutler: “Are you insane?”
(Balthazar thinks then holds up his fingers an inch apart)
Dave Stutler: “Little bit. Okay.” 

Iron Man 2 – Starring Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, and Don Cheadle. I really enjoyed Iron Man 2 but I knew that this movie wasn’t going to be anywhere near as good as the first one. The only thing that really bothered me about this movie is that Don Cheadle is playing James Rhodes (War Machine) instead of Terrence Howard. It threw off the continuity of the whole franchise. But, I think acting wise he did a good job its not easy stepping into someone else’s part. The best part of the movie besides the action would have to be Scarlett Johansson portrayal of The Black Widow. She was a smooth badass with some serious fighting skills and a latex outfit what’s not to like.

Favorite quote – Agent Coulson: to Tony Stark “If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will taze you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.”

Red – Starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, and John Malkovich – Willis is a retired CIA agent and is being hunted down by the CIA. He decides to get his old team back together to fight back. This movie was awesome, I expected maybe a cool gun fight or two but that was it. I was pleasantly surprised there was comedy, drama, and Willis pulls off the coolest way to get out of a car ever. A witty, action comedy and with Helen Mirren pulling out a machine guy and taking people out was impressive.

Favorite quote – Frank Moses: “Open the Pig! Open the Pig!”

(Marvin unzips the pig, and pulls out a grenade launcher)

Shutter Island – Starring Leonard DiCaprio, Sir Ben Kingsley, and Mark Ruffalo. Shutter Island was directed by Martin Scorsese and with his name on the director's chair you know it will be a great film. This movie did not disappoint, DiCaprio's acting was perfect for this role. The island had a 'Lost' vibe due to the creepiness of it all. If I had one complaint the twist ending has been done a few too many times before but it still felt somewhat fresh due to Scorsese’s hand at the wheel

Favorite quote – Teddy Daniels: Which is worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man? 

The Expendables – Starring Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, and Jet Li. Also starring Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Mickey Rourke, and Terry Crews (Or as he will always be known to me and my friends “Cheeseburger Eddie”). This movie is a wet dream for action movie fans. I cannot tell you how many times I have thought about all these stars in one movie. This is what every action movie wants to be it had: betrayal, a love story, and phenomenal explosions. I think the greatest fight was between Sylvester Stallone and Steve Austin it was epic; (It is worth the money for this fight scene Alone) I have nothing but praise for this movie It was great and I cannot wait for a sequel!

Favorite quote – Barney Ross: “What the hell’s he doing?”

Lee Christmas: “Hanging a pirate.”

Barney Ross: “Don’t be ridiculous. Gunnar! What are you doing?”

Gunnar Jensen: “Hanging a pirate.”

Toll Road: “That’s seriously demented.”

The Other Guys – Starring Will Farrell, Mark Wahlberg and Samuel L. Jackson. This movie is hilarious. Mark Wahlberg plays a angst ridden cop almost all of New York hates and Will Farrell plays a cop who only ambition in life is to be a desk jockey. Wahlberg's character pulls Farrell out from behind the desk and gets him on the streets. The chemistry between Farrell and Wahlberg on screen is amazing and they both had perfect comedic timing the entire film. The argument about the fish and the tuna is something no one should miss. Buy this movie today you will thank me. I’m not putting my favorite quote since it is the tuna / lion argument and don't want to ruin it for you.


Second favorite quote – Allen Gamble: “Gator’s bitches better be using jimmies!”

Toy Story 3 – Starring the voices of Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, and Joan Cusack. Toy Story is back and in a big way. Most franchises can't take an 11 year break between movies and still do well; this movie shattered the box office grossing over $414 million. This movie had all the old characters and added some new ones. One of the best villains this year was Lotso, a seemingly nice bear until he tortures Woody and friends and at one point literally tries to burn them to death. This movie was great for all ages I am 27 years old and I loved it, even my girlfriend who hates cartoons said she liked it. Toy Story 3 had everything comedy, suspense and of course some very touching moments. If you haven’t seen this movie yet get out from that rock you living under and watch it.

Favorite quote – Jessie: “Buzz! We’re your friends!”

Buzz Lightyear: “Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor's defeated, and I'm immune to your bewitching good looks.”

Inception– Starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Ellen Page. Inception is a psychological rollercoaster it takes most people two viewings to fully understand this movie's depth. The cast was excellent, the special effects were mind blowing, and the ending will leave you wanting more. This is one of the few movies I would love to see a sequel to, but know that nothing could ever compare to the original. Leonardo DiCaprio and his crew have the greatest job in the world they create new worlds and steal your thoughts without ever getting out of bed. I cannot say enough good things about this movie. Inception is a must own for any movie lover.

Favorite quote – Eames: “You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”

(Pulls out a grenade launcher)

Now you have my picks for the best movie of 2010 if you have any movies you feel should be on the list leave me a comment and I will check it out. For an added bonus I will tell you my pick for worst movie of 2010.

 Worst Movie of 2010

A Nightmare on Elm Street– This movie was terrible Freddy Kruger’s didn’t even look scary, his trademark pre-murder banter was gone, and the guy who played him was so small he looked like a kid. I give this movie 2 thumbs way down.

Favorite quote – None this movie sucked!



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My Picks for Best Video Games 2011

DC Universe Online - (PS3 / PC) – In Stores Now - Finally a MMO (Massive Multiplayer Online Game) for the DC Universe, not only can you create your own Superhero or Super Villains. The depth and detail in this game is amazing you can spend hour looking around the city finding directions to the Wayne mausoleum, or the wanted posters throughout the city. You get to go on missions with some of the legends of DC Comics Superman, Batman, Lex Luthor, or The Joker. The graphics for this game looks awesome for a MMO, World of Warcraft’s graphics look good but the graphics on this game kicks WOW in the balls. 

Batman: Arkham City – (PS3 / Xbox 360) – Release Date of Oct. 3, 2011 - Batman: Arkham City is the sequel to the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham Asylum. Which I think was the best Batman game ever made. As Batman you must go into the dangerous Arkham City to rescue Cat Woman and find Hugo Strange one of the only men who know your true identity. Considering how great Arkham Asylum was this game should be hours and hours of thug beating Batarang throwing fun.

Portal 2 – (PS3 / Xbox 360 / PC) – Release Date of April 19, 2011 - If you are one of the few people who haven’t played the first portal you’re missing out go buy it. Portal is a puzzle game that uses physics, gravity, and a gun that creates portals to save your Chell from a homicidal computer named GLaDOS (Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System). Portal 2 picks up where the last game left off with a new Chell, more puzzles in even more dangerous environments, and the return of GLaDOS. Along with the addition of anti-gravity gel, spring boards, and cake this game is sure to receive as many awards as it predecessor.

Rage – (PS3 / Xbox 360 / PC) – Release Date of Sept. 13, 2011 – Rage is a first person shooter with elements of third person racing / demolition derby style mayhem. Rage takes place in the not so distant future after the world was decimated by and asteroid. You are one of the survivors that are fighting off bandits, gangs, and mutants with an arsenal of futuristic weapons. The real excitement about this game is that it is powered with id’s cutting-edge new id Tech 5 engine with the graphics running at an amazing 60 Frames per second. This engine is sure to change the face of games in the future. Watch out this game will be a powerhouse.

Mortal Kombat – (PS3 & Xbox 360) – Release date April 26, 2011 - If you were a fan of the Original Mortal Kombat this reboot is just what the Doctor ordered. This game has some great graphics, sick combos, and bloody finishers. Mortal Kombat has returned to it 2D roots for better maneuverability and control. They have also added a new four person tag team kombat mode, enhanced online features, and a co-op arcade for the fans of fighting games this game is a must have.

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